Ten...rhymes based on things I can see right now

1.  The Dope Pope
2. The Thin Bin-Man Clan
3. Man 'n' Tease (Apple's new food fetish OnlyFans rival?)
4. Mug the thug that mugged that mug
5. The Minotaur Monitor
6. It's a glass half. Fool! (not a rhyme)
7. The Rind Kind. 
8. Be blindly kind. 
9. Noil. The Roar-ing Mirr-or.
10. Crotch Watch.