Ten...Dumb song names

1.  "What? A melon?" (like watermelon...)
2. I Stroke My Lovely Mouse (computer, real...)
3. The Hallway Monitor (power trip beat poem)
4. I Love My Morning Cough-y
5. Don't Make Me Choose – I'm Bi-cyclical!
6. Visceral Medicinal Trouble
7. Giraffe Bath
8. The Folding House of the Paper Shaper
9. Apoplectic Buddhism
10. Golden Shower...or a Platinum Bath?