Ten...fun sports scenarios
Win the match with an overhead smash miss-hit drop shot. Especially against an angry bugger. Striking a penalty so hard that it blasts off the crossbar, sails across the pitch, and into your own net. Swap out your putter and golf ball for a cue and white ball on the greens. English, baby. Surgery to replace knees and ankles with diesel-powered bogies. Win the marathon. 'Where's the cue ball going?' [cue ball leaves table, returns home, tells wife he's quit his job, etc. Full on short film] 'Probably a 5-iron, d'you think?' [golfer perilously swinging five steam irons at a golf ball] A duel to The Death [combatants fence their way through town until they reach the local haunt, The Death, for a pint] Thor playing bowling strike Ronnie O'Sullivan 'oh that's a beautiful cue' [referencing queue of people, skewers them, uses it to play snooker] 'She's a world class runner' [runner bean.......]