Quailing Egg
Alacrity Johnson was a man that understood the world and his place in it. Specifically, he understood that overlooking the scurrying ants of Alderway from a 12th-storey office was decidedly more pleasant than being part of the colony. He gazed at the crowds absently, a stray thought wondering why anyone would choose labour and laughable wages over a successful career. Lack of ambition and late toilet training, probably. “Earmark that for the new book will you, Egg?” Mr Johnson’s assistant was Miss Caitlyn Gregg, distinguished magna cum laude graduate of Alderway’s most prestigious school. With a mind like whetted steel and a stare that could make continents sprint, one might expect her to find the chronic mispronunciation of her name as Quailing Egg to be offensive or demeaning. But she simply nodded her head with the kind of robotic sagacity that could only come from working with Alacrity Johnson. “Of course, sir. If you could just repeat that out loud?” Among...